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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject:
Chuck Norris Facts
Fact: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Fact: Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Fact: Chuck Norris was born with tesicles of such great size, that when they dropped at the age of 3 and half, it created a crater so large that it single handedly killed off the dinosaurs. Today the crater is know as the Atlantic Ocean.
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