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Dao Jones
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:31 am Post subject:
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Trying to cut a fresh croissant in half without tearing it all to hell.
I have survived a near-fatal ATV crash and bled for 6 hours while I was taken to a hospital,
I have learned all the lines for an entire part in a play in one Saturday afternoon, and performed that night to good reviews,
I have photographed a nude model for an internet website,
I have bungie-jumped while suffering from heat-stroke and dehydration,
I have had a loaded gun pointed at my head by a crazy ex-Marine,
I have eaten orange juice and sushi in one sitting, while chewing mint gum,
And I have talked a person out of killing herself, and saved another person from drowning.
I have done many, many things in this great wide world... but I have NEVER successfully cut a fresh croissant in half withour tearing the f*cking thing to shreds.
Now, excuse me while I go back to eating my "egg, cheese and shredded croissant" sandwich.
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blizz99
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:49 am Post subject:
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clap clap* just use a hand saw and cut it in half!!
P.S do not get upset with urself and cut your hand for fun...
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Zero
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Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 651 BNet Acct/Realm: U.S. east
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:03 pm Post subject:
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try using a really really sharp fillet knife or something
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fadextoxblackx
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:28 pm Post subject:
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wtf is a croissant?!?
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Unstoppabl3
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject:
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It's one of those crazy rolls that you can't cut without tearing it to shreds.
Hope that helps...
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fadextoxblackx
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject:
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lol no but thanx ne ways : /
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Bunny
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject:
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http://www.lrz-muenchen.de/~fdeh/Croissant.gif o.O
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Captain Crunch
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:12 pm Post subject:
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i think if the knife is hot, it makes it easier
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fadextoxblackx
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject:
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Bunny wrote: | http://www.lrz-muenchen.de/~fdeh/Croissant.gif o.O |
ok soo its basically a roll right?
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B[x]
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject:
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Dao, I think the solution is to not cut it in half and just eat the damn thing bite by bite.
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krajee
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:
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Do one of those "bagel slicers" work?
Oh I just realized you said fresh....I was going to suggest cooling it down to harden it, THEN cutting it, THEN heating it up....
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Bunny
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:45 pm Post subject:
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fadextoxblackx wrote: | Bunny wrote: | http://www.lrz-muenchen.de/~fdeh/Croissant.gif o.O |
ok soo its basically a roll right? |
..Sure, lets go with that ;P
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Captain Crunch
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:03 pm Post subject:
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its like the french version of a roll
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Will
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject:
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Yup , croissant is a french word..
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Dao Jones
Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 2959 BNet Acct/Realm: *Dao_Jones, Bi-Realmsual.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:02 am Post subject:
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B[x] wrote: | Dao, I think the solution is to not cut it in half and just eat the damn thing bite by bite. |
But then... I can't make a sandwich out of it. And I'm a man that likes his sandwiches...
(Actually, I'm a bachelor, which means that "food between two pieces of bread" comprises about 70% of my diet.)
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