LLD101

matic_random · Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:09 pm Post subject:

i got few too
me with my blackwidow messin around in pubbies,this lvl 36 baba comes with kinda shitty gear and hostiles me,i c he has no shield and use frenzy,so i go umm ok,he starts sayin
barb come palie i own u quick
me ok
boom i kill him really fast
barb no way u use max dmg wep not fair
me well how about this i will use no wep?
barb u will get owned,haha
boom took like good 8seconds i kill him again
barb thats bs wut u use
me some armor and shield no wep
barb bs u used your wep i got mh,u just used str HACK on your palie,u hacked,newb
barb leaves games,thats one

me with my lvl 30 blizz sorce in game (this is my fav one of all)

guy comes with lvl 34 kicker name includes lld_*******somethin,not sure
he hostiles me and says
sin cmon sorce lets duel
i get my shiver on,put my eshield just 4 hell of it and come outside
sin runs out no go no nothin starts kickin me,i cast one blizz and one blast sin drops,NOW listen
sin says:omg u usin skill gc's
me:lol,buddy skill gc's 4 lvl 42
sin:fu /and leaves game

oh u can call urself LLD and say on lvl 30 soce that she use gc's lol,guess that guy need to do some serious homework about LLD

i just tought it was funny,too bad had to reinstall my widows i had sreen shots too Crying or Very sad

Inexorable · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:19 pm Post subject:

Best Excuses I've heard to date I heard tonight with my ladder 29 zealot.

"I smell a haked weapon"
"Charge did not knock back like it was sposed to"
"It was the deadly strike"
"Was not ready" (AFTER he charged me once)

These were all coming from a level 48 charger.

bob-marley · Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:59 pm Post subject:

lvl 9 smiter (me) vs lvl 18 double swing barb:

i hit him with smite 2X and he lost about 3/4 life. He then goes into town:

barb:"WTF my mouse isnt working"
me:"k come back out"

he than comes, and i run further out into the Moor so when i start smiting i can kill him without him running into town. i smite him, and he cant move, so he stops and types:

barb:"HACKER u use stop hack. IM REPORTING YOU, YOU NOOB"
me:"no its not stop hack its called freeze hack"
barb:"oh really were u get it from, my barb would pwn you if i can get it"
me:"ROFL"

Koshi · Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:17 pm Post subject:

heh, thats way back when I made my lvl 18 charger early ladder season 1.

Then theres also: "omg hacks.....stupid ebayers"

Ive never bought any items off ebay, thats just stupid.

Arcane Killer · Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:23 pm Post subject:

i wasnt exactly dueling but...

one time i was pking with a lvl 15 charge pally. i hostiled the group and went after them, but didnt even get close. i found their tps so i set up my tp about half a scrn away from one of the noobs tps and went back to town. i didnt say anything but just watched and listened for a minute and sure enough a sorc went to her tp, stood there for a second, and went in it. i quickly jumped down my tp, got a click, and killed her.

sorc: wtf? how you take tp when host? you use hacks.
:::i procede to waste a few minutes of my time trying to explain to her that i took my *own* tp, not someone elses, but to no avail:::
me: youre right, i use a trainer actually.
sorc: i knew it, you use trainers to hack, im reporting you.
me: ok, go ahead, tell blizz i use a trainer on the realms noob :\

(sorry, i couldnt resist, i had to tell the story behind the idiotic comment X)

Arcane[hoh] · Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:53 am Post subject:

i remember me and matic were in a game and some kid asked us how to hack and matic started makin up somethin about puttin two auras as a hotkey nd rapidly scrollin through them. surely ennough, the kid startin doing it(after explaining to him what auras were.... :-\ )

Bonez · Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:17 am Post subject:

LOL,

This is from last night. A lvl 25 ETH Snap Charger was pkin in Act 2 trying to kill lvl 13's. I brought in my lvl 30 CS zon that is doing over 1k per bolt with 7 bolts and 7 points to dodge. I preceded to name bash the pally and egging him into a fight. He finally feels the need to defend his honor and hostiles me he goes out to charge me as soon as I leave town, I even offered a free hit if he could. He charges 8 times and never lands one due to my dodge level I hit him one time and he chickens. comes back and i give him the "I told you, you were a p***" He tries 5 more times before he gives up, tells me he owned me, and didn't come back. LMAO he never hit me once.

He kept on bitching that I was using a god hack and thats why he couldn't hit me and why I did so much damage. I bet he is making a CS as I write this.

Arcane[hoh] · Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:23 am Post subject:

lmao, i remember like last week b4 i stripped my bliz sorc(who would easily be owned by at least 80% of LLDs on here) there was a vl 70 ww barb pickin on low lvls inn a game. i figure what the hell lets see what i can do so i hostile him and tell him hey barb come ww me

Barb: LOL i will pwn u sorc
Me: go ahead then

barb wws me, takes out 1/4 of my measly 300 life, and is frozen solid by shiver armor. i cast bliz on him and send 2 ice blast at him while he is frozen. dead.

barb: omfg hacker god mode? lvl hack? tell me!
me: Razz

(barb leaves game)

ChasingChickens · Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:29 am Post subject:

Well this isn't really an excuse, more of a story, last night I sort of finished my def smiter, (for now I'll remake when time comes) and I made a low level duels game and some people game, i killed all but a level 30 smiter, who kept trying to tell me that I need different gear and def is worthless, (I don't have my smiter killer weapon yet so I just had to put up with the comments) he then tells me that my 19,000 defense is not that good for high levels, I then told him I'm only level 28, and he still said it was lame, anyways he goes out and returns with a vlld sin, not sure what level within 9-12 and I'm standing outside down, the melees were just trying to attack me, not one of them hit me, the most damage I got was when a "chance to cast blizzard" was casted because I hit them, I then asked them "so 19 k defense is bad right?"

Chewie · Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:31 pm Post subject:

Yesterday I was trying out my newly made 29 Zealot. In comes a Level 30 Fireclaw druid. I'm a little worried since I only have 25 fire resists, but I try it out anyways. Seeing as though my fireclaw druid has over 2K life with oaksage, I keep attacking his throughout the duel, while he keeps recasting. Finally, when he has under 50 life (I'm guessing), he runs into town and says something like:

Him: Newb pally.
Me: Why, because I won?
Him: No, because you kill spirit.
Me: That's strategy.
Him: If it doesn't attack you, you don't attack it.

He left after a bit, and brought in a bad manner level 30 smiter...shows what kind of lld he is.

Inexorable · Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:47 am Post subject:

I was asked if my rebuild 29 zealot used botd after killing this level 40 charged strike zon

Arcane[hoh] · Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:15 am Post subject:

wouldnt he have noticed multiple psn novas? not to mention the lvl req? lol

Koshi · Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:40 pm Post subject:

Mr.Snuggles · Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:17 pm Post subject:

It was like 2 days ago....i forgot who was in the game but when i walked in there was like 5 ppl ownin a barb....and he started complaining saying *i have 5k ping! i have 5k ping* and then he said it jumped up to 10k suddenly and hes practicly spamming this...and then he challanged sum zon to a 1 on 1 and ww'd the whole time and said *my 5k ping is back*....it was sumthing like this....i dont remember exactly what was going on because i was going from afk to the game like every 5 seconds....but i thought the fact that he was saying he had 5k ping was hilarious.

jdb-lld · Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:35 pm Post subject:

I was ina a game with my 53 smiter a lil while ago..when this lvl 58 barb who i believe was mld..not 2 sure since when he wwed he couldnt hit me..i easily kill this guy..

Him: Rofl..your easy pk kid..1 ww..
Me: What was that then..
Now u c i was in a party with a very nice mld conc'r..WnxKunta or sumtin..the 58 barb says it was a 2v1 the whole time.. i get finally get fed up.
Me: Dood..quit your crying..u think u own me? Prove it, come 2 act2..(there were alot of peeps there..many duels going on..) So after i challenge him..he doesnt say nething for lile 10 mins..finally..
Him: Sh@# i can't go 2 act2..the lagg wont let me go...