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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:25 am    Post subject:  

This just happened about 15 minutes ago...
I kill some lvl 80+ sorc with my 37 nec a few times. He says "bring it to hell", kills me while my smartness types outside of town, so then he meteors my corpse for a while.
I get him riled up how scared he is of losing, then bring my OL friends
lvl 89 wwsin in. He instantly calls me a noob and assumes im a trapper.
I do the smartest thing and just head out of town before letting the entrance lag settle down, then get killed and called noob.
SO, I RJ and stay quiet till he thinks hes really good and i wear my nokozan so then he blames it on lag then RJs. I win a few times without trouble so he calls me a noob and RJs with a hammerdin. He then pks me twice before i remember why i stashed my bow. I then kill him and
he says the single stupidest thing ive heard in a while...
"LOL NOOB HAS TO USE GUIDED"
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:08 am    Post subject:  

i dont know if this counts as an excuse but i thought it was pretty funny...

(Clan member1) has expressed hostility
(Clan member2) has expressed hostility

both a higher lvl we proceed to duel...

30 seconds later

clan member1 slain by DrD_beastly
clan member2 slain by DrD_beastly

Clan member 1: OMG WE ONLY LOST BECAUSE U MOVED AROUND U NOOB
Clan member 2: YEAH GOD STAND STILL AND WE WILL PWN your NOOB ASS (yes this is the actual wording...)

so me being the good samaritan i am decide to go along with there noobish plot.

so i bo and all that good stuff and stand outside in blood moor and both of them come out.

after about 90 seconds of strait fireballs and meteors. i get bored and 1 hit kill both of them...

Clan member 1: HA SEE I TOLD U, YOU WERE LOSING, WE WOULD HAVE WON IF U DIDNT ATTACK US. WE PWN your ASS NOOB
Clan member 2: YEAH (clan name) ALL THE WAY WOOT WOOT. LATA NOOBLET (actual wording exept for the puncuation...)

clan member1: leaves the game
clan member2: leaves the game

i went into my room and cry like a little school girl... how do u keep playing the game after that? can we start a therapy forum for people who have been mentaly scarred by people like that? just a thought...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:17 pm    Post subject:  

happened just yesterday while dueling with my conc barb


SuckMyCawck Was Slain by Voa

SuckMyCawck - ROFL NOOB IT TOOK YOU 20 HITS TO KILL MY MULE!

*Exit game*

*Returns Game*

Me - Is that another mule?

Him - ROFL YOUR OWNED NOW PUB MY FOH PALLY PWNS U AHAHAHAHA

Me - Ok, prove it.

SuckMyCawck was slain by Voa

Him - ROFL NOOB HAD TO USE 3 WW'S ON MY MULE ROFLROFLROFLRFORLFO"

Me - Yea, kinda pathetic since I'm a conc barb. Whats even more pathetic is I took around 10 FotH hits before I even started attacking you.

Him - ROFLOLOLOL OWNED PUB LMAO your easy PK RANDOM NOOB

*He leaves*


and thats almost exact wording....i litteraly laughed irl over how annoying this kid was.....he even cried it was 2v1 when it was only me and him in the game....he said sumthing like i used a hack so only the enemies would attack him and not me...lol

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:12 pm    Post subject:  

Like spiffy said we need therapy...so that means we need screenshots ppl!!! Don't do like me tho...screenshot the msg log so we can all complete "laugh" therapy together............... Laughing Funnier when u see the msg log with the 12 yr old spelling and such!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:19 pm    Post subject:  

I was in a dueling game with my lvl 30 hell rushed trapper and some 81 is boin his friend and enchanting him. I hosty em both, sorc comes out and loses half my life in norm and runs in town. I forget about her because she doesn't come outta town. She kills me when I'm dueling someone else and never comes out again. She leaves after I keep telling her to duel me. She messages me later to join a hell game, I join with my trapper. She loses all her life and luckily teles away. Everytime she gets on minimap she teles. I give up, no reason to duel since i won. She spammed, "You're a toy! I'm just playing with you." She left game and told me to join her in a diff hell game, I tell her theres no point and somehow we get into a historical debate and she tries to explain to me Hitler never invaded Russia...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:29 am    Post subject:  

heh yippy new noob stories...

i made a 9-18 duelin game and didnt put lvl restricts on it cause... im stupid so i had my lvl 12 charger and a lvl 15 kickersin lvl 9 barb and lvl 27 bow pally with holy fire aura.... joined the game(it wouldnt really be a lld game if there wasnt 1 guy over the limit eh?) neways so me and the kickersin proceed to duel because the lvl 9 was kinda a newb but he was cool so i didnt host him... the kicker pwnt my ass 5 to 3...(so ashamed) then the lvl 27 who was dueling the lvl 9... proceeds to say

Him: OMG DrD u must be a noob that sin pwns u
me: yeah i know im a noob but im feelin lucky wanna duel?
him: pshhh hell yeah i could use sum more gold noob...
(i charge him once and he explodes)
Him: Lol omg charge is considered a ranged attack u noob wtf
me: dude your a bowadin.... and a sucky one at that

then i litterally see his char switch from weapons 1 to 2...

Him: NO IM SMITE and u use noob ranged charge noob
Me: oh shux your right what was i thinking ill stop being a noob and duel u fairly
Him: god i wish noobs like u would stop joinin dueling games. just come out here so i can steal your gold noob

i proceed to pwn him with my 8-16 dmg smite...

me: *cough*
Him: OMG dude only reason i lost is cause smite is only thing that can pwn a bow pally. u noob
Me: u were using smite...
Him: u must have been laggin i was usin bow the whole time noob...

i see him switch agian on screen...

Me: god man your right im sry 4 bein such a noob.. here ill just use normal attack with no aura so i'm not a noob nemore thx 4 pointin out im a noob dude.
Him: lol it is ok alot of ppl are noobz these days. now that your done bein gay come and duel agian and ill pwn u and take your money cuase noobs dont deserve money

i pwn him 2nd hit (thank u deadly strike)

at this point i just leave... u know he is a noob when u have to squelch the other ppl in the game becuase they were spamming "lmao" "Rofl" and "lol" at him 4 what he was saying...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:33 am    Post subject:  

easy to tell the true noob's...cuz they use the word "NOOB" every other word! LOL, LMAO, LMFAO, OMG>>>ROFL
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:17 pm    Post subject:  

I use the word noob, lmao, rofl, pwnt, and such..But its just to annoy people Smile And only to the people who say stuff to me first..Am
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:07 pm    Post subject:  

1337 talk makes the game that more fun.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:29 pm    Post subject:  


Lvl 42 blizz sorc vs my lvl 30 foher. She told me to use smite and I did and she ended up having to run lol.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:26 pm    Post subject:  



This guy had some rage against lld101 or something. Voices in particular.

He called me a "lld wannabe" after I killed his lv62 mld FC bear (which btw did hardly any damage) with my lv30 hammerdin about 3 times. Hell, 1 charge would take off a decent portion of his life (1.3k max charge).

So he gets his lv80 sorc and I get my mld barb and he pretty much cries the whole time while calling me a lld wannabe. Killed him maybe 3 times before he left crying. He also accused me of farcasting ww. Interesting one there.

If I'm a lld wannabe, I don't want to know what he is...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:10 pm    Post subject:  

Perhaps we need to use symbols for some of that stuff about Voices. Seems kinda harsh considering the average age here is probably 15. Personally, I think its funny as...errr...Heck! But we may wanna tone down the noob insults especially when directed to a mod. Just my opinion...funny xchange tho...dude needs to switch to decaf coffee for sure! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pm    Post subject:  

Ehhh wrote:

This guy had some rage against lld101 or something. Voices in particular.

He called me a "lld wannabe" after I killed his lv62 mld FC bear (which btw did hardly any damage) with my lv30 hammerdin about 3 times. Hell, 1 charge would take off a decent portion of his life (1.3k max charge).

So he gets his lv80 sorc and I get my mld barb and he pretty much cries the whole time while calling me a lld wannabe. Killed him maybe 3 times before he left crying. He also accused me of farcasting ww. Interesting one there.

If I'm a lld wannabe, I don't want to know what he is...


I know exacly who that guy is, and he hates lld101, hell i'm a lld wanabbe and i know thats where he's from Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:29 pm    Post subject:  

Well if a mod thinks theres too much foul language there, just pm me and ill either take it down or edit out the cuss words.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:50 am    Post subject:  

Ok I have a good one. I was dueling with my 21 zon against a higher lvl sorc, probably around mid 30s. She wasn't very good, but she really wanted to get her hands on my gold. Finally, she said something like this:
sorc: you must be hacking.
me: nope, sorry, I'm an lld. That's low level dueler in case you didn't know.
sorc: you f*n moron! Me and my friends invented lld like 5 years ago and it's only level 9 assassins you noob.

Then the dude strung together a few screens of incoherent 1337speak about how he invented lld, which was ironic because he wasn't even using an lld in the low lvl duel game.

I just laughed.

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