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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:19 pm    Post subject:  Calculus Joke
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so i heard this one today and i thought it was really funny. maybe one or two of you guys might, too


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e^x and a constant were walking down the street talking. As they were going on, they saw a differential modifier up ahead walking toward them. "Uh-oh," said the constant, "I'd better scram. If that differential modifier gets to me I'll be turned into nothing!" e^x replied, "Whatever, man. Not like I have anything to worry about." The constant left and e^x kept walking. When the differential modifier and e^x met, e^x said, "Hi there, I'm e^x." The differential modifier replied, "Hi! I'm d/dy!"


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:31 pm    Post subject:  

Awesome
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:03 pm    Post subject:  

wish i got it, it sounds like an awesome nerd joke. I never took calc.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:45 pm    Post subject:  

Here's a half-assed attempt to explain it: a differential modifier measures the rate of change for a function in a specific variable. For linear functions, this is just the slope of the function.

so... d/dx (3) = 0 because it's a flat line. that's why the constant is so afraid.

d/dx (e^x) = e^x because it's nifty like that. that's why the e^x doesn't mind.

however - the differential modifier works with respect to a specific variable. if you're finding the derivative with respect to the y variable, a function that is based purely in x will never change in y. so...

d/dy (e^x) = 0 because there is no y variable that would affect the derivative

it's a mathematician's attempt at irony.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:53 am    Post subject:  

I took calc last year but forgot almost everything...it's a shame, now I have a use for it...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:09 am    Post subject:  

I was trying to make some sort of clever pun here about e^iy being an imaginary friend but I couldn't get the wording how I wanted it so I'm just going to state my intentions here!

Also I love that joke.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:39 am    Post subject:  

ISO a brain Surprised
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:44 pm    Post subject:  

Goky! How are you, broter? I hope you and Mrs. Goky are doing well.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:11 pm    Post subject:  

Pretty good.

I've always liked this shirt:


Or this poem from the second Harold and Kumar (though I'm sure it's from elsewhere).
I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
A three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:35 pm    Post subject:  

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:21 am    Post subject:  

almost makes me wish i took calculus past first year. almost.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:58 pm    Post subject:  

B[x] wrote:
I've always liked this shirt:



Haha, that's great.

Doing good little richard! We're doing well, living on our own and what have you, and school is just starting up for me--scary.

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