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So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Raptor. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see something that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket?

Torrent · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject:

You're a fucking douchebag.

DSotM · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject:

Cockbag.

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

new spin on an old joke.

Dao Jones · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:05 pm Post subject:

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

well i knew that part wasnt true to start with haha

Knifer · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject:

ThatGuy · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject:

I thought it was pretty funny Laughing

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

Goky · Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 1425 1.68 Silvarrr

I have to somehow modify this joke to work in a college setting with student housing.

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

pshhh, what DOESNT need fixing in a dorm? hahaha. also, what would you really need to fix (not including before room inspections)

Mimes · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject:

This one apparently went way over my head...

I read through it 2x and the last part 2x more. Still cant make heads or tails of what was supposed to be funny about that...i guess like the termite joke, im missing something...

zarc · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject:

sad to say...i'm not sure i see the humor either. maybe i do, and i just think its that funny.

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

the joke is the fact that it sounds like his question is going to be about his wife who may be cheating on him, but its actually about his bike. this makes it seem like his bike is more important than his wife. thus, the humour.

zarc · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:06 am Post subject:

thats what i thought, but not that funny to me i suppose.