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i wanna hear some nice jokes:)
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:34 pm    Post subject:  i wanna hear some nice jokes:)
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even stupid jokes, like what do u call a sleeping bull?

a bull dozer. im just in the mood for some nice funny jokes:) post your funniest and all of them
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Did you hear about the two antennas who got married on the rooftop?

The wedding was pretty bad... but the reception was spectacular!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:22 pm    Post subject:  
Hilarious
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject:  
Goky wrote:
Did you hear about the two antennas who got married on the rooftop?

The wedding was pretty bad... but the reception was spectacular!!!


I will kill you.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject:  
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve food here".

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm, and says "I'll have a beer - and another one for the road".

First two that came to mind.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:14 pm    Post subject:  
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An Indian walks into a bar with a bag in one hand and a cat in the other. He sits down at the bar and orders a whiskey, throws the bag in the corner, pulls out his gun and shoots the bag, causing shit to fly out of the bag. He then starts to eat the cat, slamming the whiskey afterwards.

The dumbfounded bartender asks, "What the hell are you doing?!"

The Indian replies, "I want to be like white man--drink whiskey, eat pussy and shoot shit."


I thought it was alright. Just found it online.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject:  
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:50 pm    Post subject:  
Not really a joke but a pickupline

"So... How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?"
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:23 pm    Post subject:  
whats bruce lee's favorite drink?

wah-taaaah
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:56 pm    Post subject:  
im about to murder this thread....

whats green an sits in the corner?


->a naughty frog
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a plant.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject:  
the answers in white where his '->' is diplo Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:38 am    Post subject:  
ThatGuy wrote:
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.


amazing

sPiN wrote:
Not really a joke but a pickupline

"So... How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?"


amazing!



Heres one im sure everyone has heard

Q: whats brown and sticky
A: a stick
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:41 am    Post subject:  
Im sure ive posted these before on 101 but here they are again for your reading pleasure:

Q. What should you do if you see a fireman?
A. Put it out man.

Q. What should you do if you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it man.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:13 am    Post subject:  
why is cinderella bad at baseball?


cuz she ran away from the ball:)
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