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AmishSpeedGoat
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject:
Rhamax: Anwserer of all questions in the UNIVERSE!! Subject description: Yup Im bored, so ive made something to have fun with :) |
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Ok, to avoid spamming in the lunar thread I will make this one. Its just for fun :p.
Ask me ANY question and I shall give the true anwser to it!!! (It might not be the one you think).
Example:
What color is my underpants?
A: Polka dotted with little hearts and dancing pixies on the sides
How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A: Wood chucks no longer chuck wood after signing the "Anti woodchucking treaty of 1973" in a attempt to save the worlds rain forests.
Why did the chicken cross the road:
A: She went to find her true calling. Being raised on a farm being fattened up to be slaughtered and made into a delicious dinner just didnt feel right. She went across the road to Holly Wood. To live her life long dream as a STAR!!
Ask I questions and find the real anwsers.
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Visual Tactics
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject:
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Why do I always procrastinate so much?
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AmishSpeedGoat
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject:
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Visual Tactics wrote: | Why do I always procrastinate so much? |
Because you love knowing that you finished a job and did it very well. However you hate it when that feeling goes away after awhile. So you try and do it at the last minute, hoping that someone might forget about it while your procrastinating so that you wont have to do the work and you wont have to feel sad about that "job well done" feeling leaving you.
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metalzoav2
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:24 pm Post subject:
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Was Jesus black?
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dragonfire_god
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject:
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Why do I say in real life speech "pri" rather then probably? It annoys me like you wouldn't believe.
What came first the egg or the toast?
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Shieron
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject:
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Isn't procrastination caused by too much dopamine in the prefrontal cortex or something like that? Which reminds me, I really need to register for fall semester classes.
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AmishSpeedGoat
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject:
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metalzoav2 wrote: | Was Jesus black? |
Sort of you see:
One half of him was black the other was white (split evenly down the middle)
one side of his face had a beard the other had corn rows.
Quote: | Why do I say in real life speech "pri" rather then probably? It annoys me like you wouldn't believe. |
Because at the date of your birth only part of your tounge was developed, so you cannot properly say "probobly" unless you actually put alot of effort into saying it.
Quote: | What came first the egg or the toast |
Well there is a reason to why people say "For breakfast would you like eggs and [/b]toast[/b]. So the egg came before the toast. The reason being is because back during the days of early man two chickens mated. A birth defect occured and the chicken layed a bad egg. Toast hatched from the egg and then reproduced with the other chickens. Over the course of evolution toast became what it is today.
Quote: | Isn't procrastination caused by too much dopamine in the prefrontal cortex or something like that? Which reminds me, I really need to register for fall semester classes. |
No your thinking of precipitation. They sound alike but are not.
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Kinfer
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject:
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Isn't the answer to everything in the universe 42? o.O
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metalzoav2
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject:
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Why arent fish sticks sticky?
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Virtuous
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject:
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Kinfer wrote: | Isn't the answer to everything in the universe 42? o.O |
Vouch. Great plot, not so good movie.
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Kinfer
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:44 pm Post subject:
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Virtuous wrote: | Kinfer wrote: | Isn't the answer to everything in the universe 42? o.O |
Vouch. Great plot, not so good movie. |
Indeed, the plot was well thought of but the movie was meh.
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AmishSpeedGoat
Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1124 BNet Acct/Realm: Yes
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject:
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Kinfer wrote: | Isn't the answer to everything in the universe 42? o.O |
It used to be but when 42 was on its way to work (answering all the universes questions) it got in a horrible car accident and died. So they had to pick the runner up:
63
However it hasnt been officially decided whether or not that number should be all of the universes answers (still being voted on). So they asked me to be a middle man until the vote has been cast.
The movie was a coverup.
Quote: | Why arent fish sticks sticky? |
Because glue and tape has been deemed "impossible to digest" so the factories cannot add those in. So they have no way of being sticky anymore.anymore.
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Dao Jones
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:
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I have three questions, Oh Mighty Rhamax:
1. Why did you change your nick to "Rhamax"?
2. What happened to B[x]?
3. What the hell is a "rhamax", anyway?
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Shieron
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject:
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Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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AmishSpeedGoat
Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 1124 BNet Acct/Realm: Yes
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:58 am Post subject:
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Dao Jones wrote: | I have three questions, Oh Mighty Rhamax:
1. Why did you change your nick to "Rhamax"?
2. What happened to B[x]?
3. What the hell is a "rhamax", anyway? |
1. They where two great friends of mine in a different game (both amazing pkers) one named Rhamen and the other called Pk the Max. Put two and two together and you get!!
2. He was abducted by aliens one night when he was driving his truck through a country road. No one else saw it happen. However the aliens let him keep in contact with earth as long as he doesnt reveal his true "location". So for B[x]'s saftey I call his spot "Location X"
3. Two kickass pkers with two different names! Fused into one!!
Quote: | Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it? |
A good question but it varys. If the micromave was a cheap wal-mart brand generic microwave then god can still eat it for it will never get hot enough. However if its a Gary Coleman microwave the heat becomes so intense not even god himself can it it. After all, any kitchen implament constructed by a bald black midget has to be amazing.
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