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Shieron
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Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 596 BNet Acct/Realm: USEast:*Shieron, *Shieron2
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:03 pm Post subject:
The legend of Santa Claus |
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Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Clause, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and they were immediately enslaved by the un-evolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology forevermore Santionatos. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like, "trainn." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked in a big way.
Okay, so I'm not making this into a pointless post, has anyone here ever watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force? (And for those who don't know, that big paragraph above was something I thought was funny from one of the episodes.)
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Joined: 04 May 2004 Posts: 6130 BNet Acct/Realm: Retired
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:51 pm Post subject:
Re: The legend of Santa Claus |
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Shieron wrote: | Santionatos. |
whoa, that's so close to my last name it's not even funny.
and no, i don't watch the show, sorry.
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ChasingChickens
Joined: 11 Feb 2004 Posts: 908 BNet Acct/Realm: *Chasingchickens, *LegendofRooster
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:12 pm Post subject:
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Shieron wrote: | Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Clause, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and they were immediately enslaved by the un-evolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology forevermore Santionatos. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like, "trainn." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked in a big way.
Okay, so I'm not making this into a pointless post, has anyone here ever watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force? (And for those who don't know, that big paragraph above was something I thought was funny from one of the episodes.) |
I only own the first season, and I never saw that episode, sorry. argh which reminds me, i need to get that dvd.
I'll just be back here behind the blast shield...
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Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Posts: 504 BNet Acct/Realm: NO WTO!
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:20 am Post subject:
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You bring me my f*ckin robot right f*ckin now, or I'm gonna be eatin my cereal outta the bottom a' your f*cking skull.
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