LLD101

Mr.Snuggles · Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject:

HA I KNO THIS 1.....

THE MATCH!

Mr.Snuggles · Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:17 pm Post subject:

i got 1 ....^_^

a farmer has 20 sheep,
he gets rid of all but 9,
how many does the farmer still have?

clematic_Killa · Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 67 0.00 Silvarrr

the farmer has 9 "ewe" remaining or 1 flock

??

hell if i know lol.. going to the store for some grub.

ThatGuy · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:16 am Post subject:

2 men encounter each other on the sidewalk, both who know each other very well.
The first man says "Hello Father"
The second man says "Hello Grandfather"
How is this possible?

B[x] · Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:35 am Post subject:

INBREEDS!!!

actually the first man is probably the second man's grandfather while the second man is a priest.

ThatGuy · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:33 am Post subject:

Correctus.

kenxlol · Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 16 0.00 Silvarrr

What walks on four legs, then walks on two, and finally walks on three?

Torrent · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject:

a dead lois?

no, uh, humans.

Shieron · Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject:

Holy necropost, batman!

Dao Jones · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:02 am Post subject:

Yeah, no kidding. I wasn't even a member yet when this thread originally died. It musta been several pages back, to say the least.

Your sig rocks, Sheiron, but it moves kinda fast. Is that just my perception, or the way it was rendered? The whole "shooting his hat into the grave" bit is almost impossible to make out.

zarc · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:19 am Post subject:

A farmer is headed to town with all the fresh eggs he has gotten from his chickens, and is going to sell them. Along the way he encounters a toll booth. The toll taker say "that'll be 3.00". The farmer explains to him that he doesn't have any money yet, but can pay him with eggs, he says he will give him half of all of his eggs, plus half of one egg. The toll taker accepts this as payment and the farmer continues. Along the way he encounters another toll booth. The toll taker say "that'll be 2.00". The farmer explains to him that he doesn't have any money yet, but can pay him with eggs, he says he will give him half of all of his eggs, plus half of one egg. The toll taker accepts this as payment and the farmer continues into town with only one egg left. How many eggs did he start off with?

Meegz ? · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:25 am Post subject:

The fractions of egg in there would suck to be measured out to someone for payment. And I dont care to do a backwards math problem using fractions at 3:30am so someone else tell me

Shieron · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:27 am Post subject:

Knifer · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:11 am Post subject: