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DiPLOMAT · Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 1644 12.37 Silvarrr

i had tropics ages ago.. when i was new.. could come back to haunt whoever claims it.

Belarathon · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:00 am Post subject:

Haha good joke you have c/o.

OutlawHeaven · Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:22 pm Post subject:

So YOUR the !@#hole who has Tangent. I have Cosine. We should combine forces. Now all we need is Sine and we have a math team.

wfg-dude · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject:

How bout a picture???

You are definately gonna laugh at this pic....

Wait for it..............

Titled: Woodpecker!

wfg-dude · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject:

Or... How to tell if a terrorist is parked at the airport....

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

how is a fat chick like a moped?

they're both fun to ride until your friends see you

skulls · Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:01 pm Post subject:

Poor beautiful baby..Has a giant Ugly Fat Growth attached to it..Prolly major major surgery involved here..

J/k I'm sure your very proud..and should be!!..Uhhh..your baby or grandbaby?

ORLYYARLY · Joined: 26 Feb 2006 Posts: 119 0.00 Silvarrr

What's worse than a worm in an apple?
The Holocaust.

>_> I want mace >_>

Wank · Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject:

Ask me if I'm orange....

No.

(This joke takes place in the era of segregation of American Whites and blacks)

So there is 100 white guys and one black guy on a cruise ship. A terrible storm starts to brew around the boat. The white guys get real scared and start getting very religious, then one of them says hey lets get that black guy to pray for us, black people are real good at praying. So the black guy starts praying, " Lord when I came on this ship, I had to use the restroom, and the sign said "Whites Only". Lord, I needed some water, but when I went to the water fountain the sign said "Whites only". So Lord, when this storm comes to kill us all, I hope its "Whites only".

^^ I think thats my best one, or two. I got more, most are lame. THIS GOTZ TO BE T/O.

bloodshot · Joined: 11 Aug 2006 Posts: 20 0.00 Silvarrr

first off...im not racist, they're just jokes people, learn to laugh...

Whats the difference between a fat white chick and a brick?

they'll both eventually be laid by a mexican

How do you fit 164 jews in one car?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 160 in the ashtray

Why do black guys scream during sex?

mace

Why don't women need watches?

because theres a clock on the oven

How was copper wire invented?

2 jews fiting over a penny

Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?

because jews only have 10 fingers

enjoy.

OutlawHeaven · Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:48 pm Post subject:

Lol bel, heres a joke...I don't know if i should lock this or not cause your not selling or trading LLD stuff.

Grim04 · Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject:

He's trading names, which may or may not be used to make LLDs... so shouldn't the trading of names be allowed?

Knifer · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:53 am Post subject:

wfg-dude · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject: