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VoicesLLD
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:11 am Post subject:
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Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics
these are some questions people around the world are asking! These questions
about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them
die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of
them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da
is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing
is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,which is ...
oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in
Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you
tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?
(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is
illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget it's
name. It's a kind of big horse with horns.(USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of
anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself
with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated
while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:58 am Post subject:
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lol, thats hilariouse.
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Saytun
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:55 am Post subject:
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All lies!!!
Ok the american ones are probably true but we brits would never ask such dumb questions
Saytun
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Will
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:33 am Post subject:
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Where did you get that ?
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VoicesLLD
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:40 am Post subject:
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it was an email i received from my mom, lol.
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Belarathon
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:47 am Post subject:
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"it's kind of a big horse with horns" lol
I have seena moose once while camping. huuuuuuge
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ThatGuy
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:23 am Post subject:
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AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god that is too funny
Like Knarl said, we definately need a better "Lol" emicon.
Voices, did you just hear that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Olympics just now? Because they already broadcasted all of that last year ( or was it 2 years ago )
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:14 pm Post subject:
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As an American, I would like to apologize for the majority of our population. But not all of us are like that. ^_^
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VoicesLLD
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:34 pm Post subject:
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ThatGuy wrote: |
Voices, did you just hear that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Olympics just now? Because they already broadcasted all of that last year ( or was it 2 years ago ) |
no, i jsut received the email now. i live in vancouver, so obviously iv known since day 1 lol.
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VoodooCamel
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:43 am Post subject:
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We all know people don't live in Canadia
j/k I have family that lives up around Toronto and it's very nice eh?
Yeah, Americans can be pretty pushy, stubborn... ignorant... and that's just in the South
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:25 am Post subject:
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thats pretty funny.... but not as funny as my avatar I had to get rid of....
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Mooby
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:21 pm Post subject:
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Stupid CANADIANS im surprised your getting electricity in your IGLOOS now i see. Go play with a penguin or somthing voices. GOGO USA " the only reason we havnt nuked canada is because the fallout would take down some of our northern states plus they dont really have anything we want its just an ice waste land"- dad "so who cares about dakota?"-me
"Hey dad did you know canadas only natural resources are its trees and water?"-me "Yes son and our acid rainfall is fucking up both of those HAHA"-dad
not good you stupid canadians and Btw i hope you all get eaten by polar bears or seals or somthing.
BTW stop wasting time and just become the 51st state already we both know your our bitch you just havnt formally declared it yet.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:29 pm Post subject:
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and who r u to say this?? canada is more respectable than the states considering most r blind to the fact that liberty is soemthing diffrent than wat its meant to be.. we cant tell brazil to stop cutting their reinforest when we did the same. we have no right have we ever proived our selves?? no... canada is nice place with nice peaceful ppl. while in the states ppl with excesive pride take over stopping ppl from their constitutional rights the admendments when isnt that wat americas about freedom to speak ones mind. not to have a cloud of pride over our thoughts on ppl that r diffrent. and since they served in a war they think they have the ability to state that as a good thing saying they helped the country acheive freedom when its not free. seems pointless so mooby how bout u go deeper than those americans that think they r right and find out what u need to. to be at peace with other people because if u cant then how can u be at peace with urself.
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Chibi
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:36 pm Post subject:
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I have this plan to annex Canada and make it my own kingdom.
It's not like you guys would really offer up much resistance anyways.
Though.. I think I'd have to saw off Quebec and push it out into the ocean. Nobody wants Quebec. Ahem. o_o;;
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Mooby
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:40 pm Post subject:
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what the fuck was that nos about half way threw i just stopped reading it btw chibi i already have an army of 10 chearleeders a sling shot and 3 paintball guns with you as my second in command canada will fall within the day.
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