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tortugas · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject:

Heres a few good excuses to loses ive seen, while dueling wit miqtwist69

this was HL "my gear is worth more then urs" well it mayb but cost doesnt affect the use of a char

my fav "im almost 18" does that have anything to do wit dueling?

zarc · Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:28 am Post subject:

Last night i go into a game called "Duelz"
I go in and am instantly hostiled by a lvl 37necro and lvl 30sorc. I am a using my lvl12 zealadin.
"Lets go kill him"
They come to A1 and come out into blood moor. I 1 hit the sorc and kill the necro in about 1 zea cycle.
"HACKER!"
After about 5 or six more tries of the same exact result the sorc accuses me of hacking some more
I tell them i dont hack and not only that but you cant really hack the game that much beyond maphacks.
the sorc then tells me she saw someone using, get this, A SHOTGUN...wtf?
I explained that a shotgun is not stored in the animation files and she called me a noob. I then said, if you want to check the animation files all you have to do is type "fps" hit enter then press "alt+f4". About three seconds later they both drop from the game.
After that they rejoin and say "OMGWTFZ! YOU HACKED MY COMPUTER!!!!"

lolz...

1nsane_MfB · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 258 0.00 Silvarrr

I have On east softcore ladder a lvl 92 fire/grizzly hybrid druid called Rhodin.

i enter a duel game and i start dueling this necromancer, i killed him.

so there is the sorceress with bugged tals and all her bmanas and her duped stuffs, so shes like :

"AHAHAHAH! a fire druid, i can tank that"
5 seconds later :
"Idiot-Sorc was slain by Rhodin"
"WTF!!"

i nearly fell off my chair laughing

ExigeCorp. · Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:44 am Post subject:

My favorite was when a lvl 34 barb said that I use mana hacks on my lvl 30 singer.

Jukie · Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:48 am Post subject:

One i've heard many times on my level 30 barb Pseudo by random fire sorcs and other stupid wanna be hdins that don't know how to duel that claim they are llds is; "Man you suck, you must get easy'd by Merl." or "Jeeze you suck, Merl kills me betterer then you do"

Grim04 · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject:

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3 People in a duel game saying I use AA on my MLD sorc.

Lol, funny because I've heard this before.

Visual Tactics · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject:

haha, I have people accusing me of using aa with my guided arrow sorc! Shocked

Grim04 · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject:

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

Visual Tactics · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:22 pm Post subject:

i guess, must most people say that I aa cause my arrows are guided arrows, they don't know how I use widowmaker or something

OutlawHeaven · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject:

Everyone goes "LOL" when I kill them with my fury druid.

Mimes · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:32 pm Post subject:

i have a lvl 16 smiter/zealer hybrid who is currently just holding the gear until i get around to g rushing my real lvl 16. i was dueling this lvl 13 zealer who wasnt bad but he used cleg gloves which slowed my smite down a lot : /.

so neways im still owning him and whenever he gets to about 1/8th he runs to town and heals. ( he has time to go back to town because when he has low life cb doesnt kill him as fast and he has max block so my unjeweled shield and m pick doesnt do enough to kill him)

I tell him that if he runs to town it counts as a win for me.

He gets a lucky zeal cycle with mainly ds hits. He kills me eventualy even tho he had l/l l life left.

His responce "not good OWND". I say ok now its 5-1. he goes no and then starts spaming about how hes king of the lowlvlduel game or something...

Ive met this kid b4 hes realy bm. There was also a similair instance also including this kid (Radicals). When i had my lvl 30 fissure druid Rift, i was owning his account so he brings a lvl 54 bonesnap charger. i kill him like 10 times then he gets a lucky hit on me and i die.

wouldnt you know it, another "im the king of lld!" spamming thing. I go ok 11-1 now. i rejoin and pk him like 5 more times. Then im dueling a lvl 90 hammerdin who i get down to l/l l life and he jumps me again with similiar results.

Again with the "im the king lld!". -.- idk this kid just gets on my nerves. Hes one of the reasons i want to remake my lvl 30 druid. I run into him more then i would like to.

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

i need to start bringing my lvl 94 to lld games, owning everyone and proclaiming im the king of lld Razz

Waramp · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 4788 0.59 Silvarrr

not an excuse, but funny. with my newly remade fissure druid Smile

(check the sig, cracked 1800 hp with pskulls in gear. would be 1930 with prubies)