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[ThatGuy]

[meitou]

[DiGiTaL]PRO[]

"I cant use my hexs yet"

(this was in 1.10)

[MysticFalcon182]

"Full Rejuve!"
Bone Armor not broken, against a Bowazon.

"Godmode hack!"
Blocked all of his...two hits

"Combat shrine!"
Lame excuse to not duel me...

There was also a pathetic guy who I killed several times, then he goes something like this:
Guy: oh no im losing connect
-Leaves game-

[lld-we_try]

im using my not finished not even that good jab zon and i kill a 25 druid he is like i dont have ANY ar and then he said look at the axe im using runs to charsi i follow him i SEE him buy it lol and im like oh.... interesting lol !

so funny

phil,

[allen]

this just happened today, some lvl 38 barb who had really awful gear was harassing us

lvl 38: ALL 3 OF U NOOBS VS ME!!

i was a lvl 29 smiter, some other guys were lvl 12 and lvl 26 (both non-lld), and hes like: COME GET ME 3 OF U NOOBS VS ME


so naturally, we killed the guy and he starts saying:

"omfg 3 vs 1 noobs" and he leaves the game LOL

[krajee]

Someone accused me of having 12 duped jewels. I had a 19max in my twitch, a 4 open socket shield, and an artisans grim helm of the wolf with 2 prubys

[VoicesLLD]

[urkel181]

Ok so one time I was in a low lvl dueling game with my lvl 9 sacadin and there was this lvl 56 druid acting all tough and killing like lvl 14s not built for lld. He challenged me and proceeded to keep hitting me with an attack that did a crushing 3 damage per hit. So I killed him and he was like OmG nOOb u buy hacked pot off ebay that make meh di no damag!!!1

Some people are really that dumb lmao

[slayerbaal]

not in a actual duel but in a dueling game

so i join this game and i go to my stash to get my other weapon and this noob lvl2 (you know how they hang around in the dueling games) asked me wat i was doing in his stash

[B[x]]

maybe he just started playing d2 and didn't know any better.

[GODZ!]

these aren't really excuses but theyre funny

[Chewie]

I probably had some better ones, but this one was recent:
I was in a game, and I killed some lvl 20+ guy with my 29 zealot.
Him:"Its cuz you're a higher level"
Me:"Haha, my level 9 would kill you"
Him:"Lol"
Me:"Wanna bet?"
Him:"Bring her"

*gets char, and kills him*
Me: "Told you so."
Him: "LOL, its cuz you have max jewels"

(They were actually poison jewels, but okay. Haha.)

[Bonez]

Hi guys,

My first post here after being asked too by one of the more active members. I play on the Hardcore realms were death truly is death and even if you do loot your gear to a friend (which is not very often) all your charms are gone...keeping that in mind heres some of mine. (And most of these started out from me PK'ing the others)


(.09) Noob LvL 24 Eth snap charger hostiles all the lvl 18 PVM. He takes the wp to far oasis and runs into my Throw baba and is killed 2 hits. "OMFG Juu dic*, i cant believe you would kill me. Why you do that man"

noob Lvl 22 Charger hostiles takes sewers 2 wp, runs around corner and is pummeled by my lvl 13.
noob pally - "you cant kill me im too high char for a lvl 13"
Me - ya that was luck get another I'll let you kill me
Noob enters with a lvl 35 FOH hostiles takes wp
ME- standing at wp and charging him before his animation stops and killing his 35.
Noob death2 - OMFG you are an assho**) (keep in mind his lvl 22 hostiles my 13 and im the assho**)

I have so many but my favorite is the guy that accused me of hacking because i one hit killed his 75 sorc with a 24 Eth snap charger. (lost all his godly gear because i killed his lvl 35 that was picking on lower lvls)

may they not RIP and their deeds of valor go forgotten

[Death-Strider]

Not exactly a excuse but pretty funny,
Some sorc in a low lv game comes in spamming
MY HEL FOR 20 *15 LIFE SC!!!!