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Nosferatu
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:45 pm Post subject:
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ok ive posted tiny little funny things here and there but u cant really see me saying it or what i do so its kinda uhhh dole... BOB DOLE DOES NOT HAVE SEX WITH BABYS
but uhh ok heres some techniques to get your friends laughing
get cleaver with words like one of those open situations...
like this hey u wanna hear a joke... *yea ok Hanson..
the band they r a joke hopfully they arent stupid buttt to make snot blow out of there nose u have to do one little technique i like to call desperate joke time..
u flare your nostrils try it in form out mirror tell your self a funny joke like wanna hear a joke.. women rights something like that then flare your nostrils it never fails..
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GODZ!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:48 pm Post subject:
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im sorry? was that poop? or were u making another usless comment?
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zoe_lldgod
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:51 pm Post subject:
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Now, a really funny joke(though it's sadly a true story evidentily) is Godz quote of Spazz. Now THAT'S funny.
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Nosferatu
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:52 pm Post subject:
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its not usless itll help u in life... go apply for a job hey wanna hear a joke say something and flare the nostrils for a second then let go... it works its just fuunny..
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GODZ!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:53 pm Post subject:
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GODZ_llds wrote: | im sorry? was that poop? or were u making another usless comment? |
OMG, what asshole would comment like that.
douche
Last edited by GODZ! on Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:54 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Nosferatu
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:54 pm Post subject:
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lol
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GODZ!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:56 pm Post subject:
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well
u know how spazz likes to piss people off...
*flares nostrils*
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HAHA THIS ONE TIME I WAS ON THESE FORUMS, AND THIS DUDE SAID HE BROKE HIS FRIENDS ARM BECAUSE HE STOLE TWO PEICES OF USELESS DATA ON A GAME hAHA WHAT A noOBIe!!!! HIS NaME Was JUnIOR TOo!~
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actually, nos, im going to try that, i can just picture myself laughing at myself. and no one else joins in on the self chorus of laughing.
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zoe_lldgod
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:57 pm Post subject:
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*Joins chorus* Wait, was I supposed to leave you alone in there?
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Nosferatu
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:58 pm Post subject:
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lol good luck maybe u can upgrade to joke about like goerge foreman grills, or steven segal movies u know..
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zoe_lldgod
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:59 pm Post subject:
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PH33R T3H MU1137! aka, Steven Segal. Greatest mullet constantly in movies ever seen.
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GODZ!
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:01 am Post subject:
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all same lenght does not = mullet....
and. u leave george alone. BEFORE I STICK your D2 DISK IN MY BLUE DELUX GEORGE WITH A BUN WARMER!!!!!
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zoe_lldgod
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:02 am Post subject:
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Have you seen Steven Segal's hair at the back of his neck in the 80s? Dude, even if it's little, it's a mullet. Trust me, there's plenty here in this state... lol.
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Nosferatu
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:02 am Post subject:
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lol i hate steven segal and another thing that works is certain words r just kinda funny lemme give u an expample...
* yea so dud i was in this airport and this old guy in a diaper was staring at me in a sexualy manner... nothing funny bout that but hold on..
* yes so dude i was in ariport and this olod guy in a diaper was leering at me in a sexual manner... <--- ding ding ding scit scat we got a winner..
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GODZ!
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:02 am Post subject:
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*hands zoe a card*
*zoe opens card*
"your cordially invited to laugh with godz at flair nostril tactic"
*drops card and immediately laughts with godz*
YAY im funny
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Nosferatu
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:03 am Post subject:
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lol
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