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Knarl

Since I made the first annual My Conversation with SantaClaus thread, I figured I might as well start a new one for the new Christmas season.

The original one is pretty funny too, you might check it out as well...you know, to get in the holiday spirit...or the elf raping spirit. Either way.

Knarballz: die!!!!!!!!!
SantaClaus: Hey. Welcome back. You getting in that holiday spirit?

Knarballz: i'm getting in that killing spirit
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.

Knarballz: I've got a plan that involves killing you
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Knarballz: enough with the holiday spirit
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

Knarballz: no
SantaClaus: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.

Knarballz: no means no
SantaClaus: Well that won't due. Type menu and the elves and I will get you rolling.

Knarballz: I don't smoke dope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

Knarballz: oh, did they give all the good toys away to their stoner friends?
SantaClaus: Great.

Knarballz: are you being short with me on purpose?
SantaClaus: Believe it or not, I have been the same size for hundreds of years now.

Knarballz: really? no shrinkage?
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

Knarballz: you ARE trying to blow me off!
SantaClaus: Are you kidding?

Knarballz: no!
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

Knarballz: how dare you insult me!
SantaClaus: I'm doing well! I'm very excited about Christmas! How are you?

Knarballz: how am i doing?!?!?!
SantaClaus: I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL

Knarballz: man. that must be some good pot
SantaClaus: Top-notch.

Knarballz: do you mind sharing?
SantaClaus: Well, I don't know.

Knarballz: why not?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I really don't know.

Knarballz: i thought you embraced the giving spirit
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

Knarballz: why don't you stop changing the subject? i know it must be difficult to concentrate when you are as stoned as you are, but...
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?

Knarballz: the smallest i have is a $20...will that do?
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Knarballz: sure
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige

Knarballz: 2
SantaClaus: I always wonder about white myself. But I can see that. OK, make sure you type WL and fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see!

Knarballz: you are so stoned
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! Now you and Mrs. Claus could probably get along very well.

Knarballz: I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE!!!
SantaClaus: While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find. Is there anything else you would like?

Knarballz: you sick, sick man
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

Knarballz: you disgust me
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Knarballz: you don't love your wife
SantaClaus: Santa can't manufacture love, that's something only you can make. Is there anything else you would like?

Knarballz: c'mon, you can rape your elves but you can't satisfy your wife?
SantaClaus: Love them.

Knarballz: not this again...
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.

Knarballz: because they're still recovering
SantaClaus: Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me!

Knarballz: oh goodness
SantaClaus: Pardon me?

Knarballz: nevermind. you nauseate me
SantaClaus: Excuse me?

Knarballz: goodbye santa
SantaClaus: Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye!

krajee · Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 6579 9.68 Silvarrr

You didn't ask him for that mbosd?

MeshinLLD · Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 1284 0.00 Silvarrr

LMFAO, ive had some of the best conversations with SmarterChild

you oughta talk to him sometime... hahaha

LLD_Pie · Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 515 0.00 Silvarrr

(16:24:01) SantaClaus: Ho Ho! O.K. that's quite enough of this, why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie.

(16:24:33) Me: Dick Cheny's daughter hasn't been polled

(16:24:33) SantaClaus: Ho! I told you once, no bad language. Another lump of coal for you. I'm afraid that if you persist, I will be forced to sign off. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.

(16:24:4 Cool

Me: Dick Cheny's daughter

(16:24:49) SantaClaus: That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act.

(16:28:05) SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again.

Knarl · Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:16 pm Post subject:

Santa pwnt you. Don't let that nub disrespect you like that. Smash his head in.

Fantasy · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:00 am Post subject:

Sean!!!
I'm your Santa this Christmas and you can choose gear from my necro!!!
XD
P.SL: Long time no see

Vietthehand · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:37 am Post subject:

wait fantasy... what about me?

Knarl · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:04 am Post subject:

Fantasy · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject:

lol, what do u want from santa viet? XD

Fantasy · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject:

lol, i cant log on anymore, probably cause joining game too fast. Well, I hope you guys like your presents early. =)
Anyhow, can anyone post a Xmas wish post? I'll check on that and see what I have to fulfill people's need this Christmas. Thanks guys.

Knarl · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:12 pm Post subject:

Make a separate post about it, label it, and put it in off-topic.

That would probably draw more attention.